mishacollinscrotch:

thefasstimes:

“isn’t that a little gay” my friend asks

“yes” i respond as i look at the miniature homosexual sitting on my desk “it is”

(Source: there-th3re)

hungrylikethewolfie:

barackobama:

guitarandmountaindew:

stay-bene-amici:

all my OTPs sittin’ in a tree

HO-MO-SEXU-ALITY

first comes love

then comes marriage

thanks obama

you’re welcome.

(Source: the-family-kenway)

watchtheskytonight:

jen-rox:

kittycastrenchcoat:

I walked around in the city this afternoon. Enjoying the sun, the little shops, …

And in the first shop I went in I saw

a rack full of trenchcoats.

In the second store:

(The Doctor had a beard.                           ^ )

And in the book store there was this gentleman on the cover:

TUMBLR WHY WONT YOU LEAVE ME ALOOOONE

My first ‘most-reblogged’ post and it’s about my miserable attempt to escape Tumblr.

You can leave tumblr, but tumblr will never leave you

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

danniauttumns:

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

tumblr has fallen

david karp is dead

yahoo is coming

your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.

it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:

“the ministry has fallen

scrimgeour is dead

they are coming.”

thedalekmaster:

fishingboatproceeds:

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

This. Changes. Everything.

was that John Green?